Burton Guster: Dude, I gotta say, this restoration is coming along great. If I'm looking on the bright side, it's nice we get a sneak preview.
Shawn Spencer: You're talking about the bright side of dying in Alcatraz.
Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.
Karen Vick: A dongle is a security device.
Shawn Spencer: Sure, for some people.
Karen Vick: You stick it into your computer.
Shawn Spencer: Not my computer. Not since high school. Jules, back me up on this?
Juliet O'Hara: Shawn, stop talking.
Burton Guster: I may make a jump for it. How many sharks do you think are in the bay?
Shawn Spencer: At least one.
Burton Guster: Damn it.
Burton Guster: I'll leave first because my heart is the purest.
Shawn Spencer: It's definitely the blackest.
Juliet O'Hara: I can clean up my own messes.
Carlton Lassiter: Man, I know what you can do! You be careful out there. And tell Spencer to keep sucking it. Like, keep at it, do not stop.
Burton Guster: He's here to offer our services. I'm about to go check out some black holes.
Shawn Spencer: That was a bad choice of words.
Burton Guster: Out of context, I regretted it.
Ewan O'Hara: How do you guys feel about Oslo?
Shawn Spencer: He definitely shot Kennedy.
Ewan O'Hara: The city.
Shawn Spencer: They named a city after that son of a bitch?