Mr. Chow: I am invisible.
Phil: Hey! That's not invisible, that's INVINCIBLE.
Mr. Chow: You want Chow spirit hang over you when you make fuck on your wife?
Chico: Where is he? Leslie Chow stole twenty million from me, and I figure the Wolf Pack have the best chance of finding him! Doug is my insurance!
Alan: Can't you take Stu instead?
Alan: We can't be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.
Mr. Chow: Yeah, but that's the point! It's funny!
Mr. Chow: I believe I can fly... I love cocaine!