Jack: With age comes wisdom.
John: With age comes exhaustion.
Ray Macguire: You're about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.
Tom Buckley: Listen to me. you are the only guy separating the world from stupidity at this point in time, okay?
Claude Garcia: But I love you.
Esther Artole: No. It's not me you love. It's an image. An image in your head.
Tzadok: I hate hospitals... people die here.
Sam: It's possible I may wet the bed by the way. Later, I mean.
Suzy: Okay.
Sam: I wish I didn't have to mention it but just in case. I don't want to make you be offended.
Suzy: Of course, I won't.
Secretary Of Defense Alter: Mr. President, its time.
Wilee: Suck it, douchebag.
Marshall Gaza: I was once a sinner.
Angel: Damn right, you were! Cherry Gaza. You all virgin eater.
Marshall Gaza: You whore of Babylon! You painted cat! You womb of vipers! The smell of Jezebel has no power over me now.
Joe Gargery: London, what a place... Course I wouldn't keep a pig in it myself.
President of the United States: Vivian, you look great. How's it goin' up there?
Vivian Wagner: Madam President, I couldn't be better. I am packing dozens of megatons of nuclear warheads which I am going to carefully place up Klaus' kraut ass, just as soon as I get him in my sights.
Dex Dogtective: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Spam.
Cheryl: I understand you're able to have an erection.
Mark O'Brien: Not by choice.
Alex: Their girls their somebody's daughter, somebody's sister, they are not hajis.
Sean: Sometimes It's good to Break the rules.
John McCain: I hate it when there's leaking and backstabbing after a campaign, let alone before it's fucking over.
Byron: The people come here, Michael, to look for aliens, ghosts, and cults, and gateways to hell, secret military bases looking into other dimensions. I think, if there is something, it is not none of these things - or perhaps all of them.
Selene: My heart is not cold. It's broken.
