Psychiatrist: Nick, have you ever considered hurting yourself?
Nick Cassidy: Hurting? No... But killin'... Every goddamn day.
Cam Brady: My heart is pounding. Like a phone book in a dryer.
Bryan Mills: If I kill you, your other sons will come and seek revenge?
Murad: They will...
Bryan Mills: And I will kill them too.
Ben Shepard: I'm not trying to offend you, Mr. Grant.
Jim Grant: Well, I'm not offended, you're pretty much exactly what I expected.
Tom: A Guilt is a powerful thing. It compels... it becomes an obsession... and You have a choice... you can either wallow in it or you can change.
Rose Da Silva: Farewell my love.
Asa Akira: What's worse than getting banged by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Curtis: Here. You want to take that one down to the basement, dude? I'm coming with you. Let's go.
Finn: [Hearing the statement Alexis made earlier] "People get really good deals if they find, like, a dead body in the basement". The basement level in Dragons and Warriors is a prison filled with ghosts.
Curtis: Yeah, well, the basement in a real life is just a basement. You can do it. (00:07:56)
Darius: I have no funk. I'm totally funkless.
Sue Thomason: I no longer sing in public.
Rob: What? I mean, what's the point of having good hair if you don't sing in public.
Bobby Wobbly: Do you like bubbles?
Debbie: I don't want to shop at old lady stores. I don't want to go to J. Jill and Chico's and Ann Taylor.
Carlos: They shot my motherfucking maid.
Jacky Bonnot: I can make it beef bourguignon?
Nurse: In two, three years.
Jacky Bonnot: Why is it taking so long?
Nurse: It's a baby.
Dennis Dupree: Shit! Our opener just dropped out.
Lonny: Concrete Balls?
Dennis Dupree: They're in rehab.
Lonny: Both of them?
Dennis Dupree: There's six of them.
Lonny: Jesus, that band's got a lot of balls.
Dennis Dupree: Betty Ford had a group rate.
Lonny: Do you think they do therapy individually, or in pairs?
Dennis Dupree: Knock it off.
Lula: We got the whole good cop/bad cop thing going on; except we're hookers.
Adam: Up-top, they always win, And down-below, we always fail.
Byer: Jason Bourne was just the tip of the iceberg.
Gringo: I feel like every girl I meet I have to download some new app. Whatever happened to meeting a girl in a park and say hey, how about a cup of coffee?