Max Jerry Horovitz: When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore, so he just sits in the corner and reads.
Angus: What about this? What about this situation right here? Can't fuck your way out of this one, can you Mark?
Tango: I'm a cop, B.
Dr. Heiter: Do you already regret your little escape? In fact, I'm thankful for it, because now... I know definitely you are the middle piece.
Queen Adelaide: You are confusing stubbornness with strength, my dear. And I warn you, the people will not like you for it.
Jennifer: You brought his insulin. I was gonna do it.
Sandino: Well, now you don't have to.
Jennifer: Why are you so nice to us?
Sandino: I don't understand that question.
Jennifer: You nice, why?
Sandino: Why not? You shold expect people to be nice to you. You shouldn't expect people to be mean.
Jennifer: Not in ths world.
Sandino: You get what you expect, right?
Jennifer: I guess.
Sandino: You do a great job with your brothers.
Jennifer: I'm all they got.
Phillip Morris: Enough romance. Let's fuck.
Journalist: How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?
Brian Clough: Good lad.
Mr. James Dowd: Everything you're ashamed of, all the parts of yourself that you keep secret, everything you want to change about yourself - it's who you are. That's your power. Deny it and you're nothing.
Terence McDonagh: You don't have a lucky crack pipe?
Farhan Qureshi: If I become a photographer? I'll just earn less, right? My home will be small, my car will be small.But, Dad, I'll be happy!I'll be really happy.Whatever I do, I will be doing it from my heart.
Kate Fitzgerald: Do I look pretty, Daddy?
Young journalist: Did Elise die or didn't she? I don't get it. You can't have had children and not have them.
Kristin: Would you rather be dead or live the rest of your life without your soul mate?
Elvis: Fuck it, I do love a good barbecue.