Amy: I tell you the good news and spare you the bad. Isn't that what mom used to do for you when we were kids?
George Putnam: Come back to me.
Amelia Earhart: Always.
Paloma Josse: Planning to die doesn't mean I let myself go like a rotten vegetable. What matters isn't the fact of dying or when you die. It's what you're doing at that precise moment.
Sam Shapiro: Writers are vampires. I'm waiting for the right girl to come along and make me a human being.
George: It takes time in the morning for me to become George, time to adjust to what is expected of George and how he is to behave. By the time I have dressed and put the final layer of polish on the now slightly stiff but quite perfect George I know fully what part I'm supposed to play.
Qwerty Doolittle: In my profession, I see death every day. Some by accident, some by sickness, but some through despair. These are the ones I wish I could have helped.
Sheeni Saunders: Would you mind applying this to my exposed areas? Hmmm, get turned on easily? Don't stop, Nick. It's only natural. For all the world knows, my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak.
Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: Is it?
César Luciani: If you weren't spying, what were you doing? Making fun?
Malik El Djebena: If I was making fun, I'd never have told you.
Will Burton: So, how big is this whole bandslam thing around here?
Sa5m: Texas high school football big.