LN: The pain is so enlightening. And now, having experienced childbirth, I watch CNN and I really feel like I understand war. On top of which, when I had Wolfie, I had the most enormous orgasm.
Philip J. Fry: Bite my shiny metal hat!
Tommy Frigo: Don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
James Brennan: Why?
Tommy Frigo: 'Cause i'll jack off on your face.
Fletch: Hahahahahahahaha! It's got a big metal cock for a handle.
Bliss Cavendar: Is this what you do with all the girls? Take them here to show off your skills?
Oliver: Yeah, and it usually works too.
Bliss Cavendar: Oh yeah? Maybe we should do something different.
Wes Wilson: I'll put in my next book. How does that sound?
Isaac: Like having my balls licked by a porcupine.
Mary Horowitz: It's like taking 10 friends on a camping trip.
Larten Crepsley: Life may be meaningless, but death I still have hope for.
Ronnie Barnhardt: The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero.
Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are.
Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: If that's OK with you.