Steven Johnson: You know what? This crocodile's like O.J. Simpson. He messed up when he killed that white woman.
John: How long you been fucking her?
[Jim looks awkward.]
John: It's a simple question.
[Jim looks down and sees John's wedding ring.]
Jim: How long you been fucking your wife?
John: I don't have one.
Jim: then why are you wearing a ring?
John: It makes people think I'm trustworthy.
Jim: Aren't you?
John: No.
Stuntman Mike: You know how people say, YOU'RE okay in MY book, or and in MY book THAT'S no good. Well, I actually have... a book. And everybody I ever met goes in this book. And now I've met you, and... YOU'RE going in THE book TOO. Unfortunately, now I'm gonna have to file you under chicken... shit.
Asian Woman: Don't bury dead. First shoot in head.
Children's Rhyme: Beware the stare of Mary Shaw / She had no children only dolls / And if you see her in your dreams / Be sure to never ever scream.
Tad Gruzsa: You know why you're here.
Tim Kearney: Probably cuz you want me to roll over on somebody, right?
Tad Gruzsa: Wrong, we don't want you to roll over on somebody. We want you to be somebody.
Tim Kearney: That's what my mom used to say.
Viola Frye: He didn't kill me. He killed who I was.
Capt. Joe Grusinsky: I don't need any more guns in my life, that's for sure. But you should have one to be safe. It's better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.
Linda Hanson: Something is seriously fucked up.
White Queen: Alice. Good luck.
Hertz: Come on, Smith, come on, guns don't kill people - but they sure help.
Dr. Jack Harper: He really did love you, Sam.
Sam Lockwood: He didn't even know me.
Stuntman Mike: Get ready to fly, bitch.
Ian: It's funny how life has a life of its own.
Jake Oleson: I saw them feeding on Grandma Helen. They're like, vampires, you know?
Stella Oleson: Vampires don't exist, Jake.
Cesar: There's something more to this place. Our cells don't work. Neither does the T.V. Or radio. We're isolated.
Dex: You don't look happy. Mind if I call you "Groucho"?
Andrew 'Andy' Hanson: No, I don't mind.