Hertz: Come on, Smith, come on, guns don't kill people - but they sure help.
Hertz: My God, do we really suck, or is this guy really that good?!
Man Who Rides Shotgun: Don't you think you should hang back?
Hertz: The leader who stays in the rear, takes it in the rear.
Smith: [While looking at a freezer fuul of donated sperm.] There seems to be only one donor. And a generous one at that.
Smith: I'm a British nanny - and I'm dangerous.
The Lone Man: You know, we were never trying to kill you. We were just trying to scare you into surrendering.
Smith: Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.