Ronnie: Dude you havta see this I got like my whole great escape on video.
Kale: I'm fine! It turned, I'm green.
Ronnie: It reeks in here.
Kale: What's it smell like?
Ronnie: The corpse of a rotting hottie.
Ronnie: Operation Stupid is officially over.
Kale: This is my friend, Ronnie. Ronald. Say hi, Ronald.
Ronnie: Hi, Ronald.
Ronnie: Man, I was in your closet for like two weeks. I gotta take a piss.
Kale: I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take Mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.
Ronnie: Oh my god, you've made the tower of Twinkie! Is that in a stalker's handbook somewhere?
Kale: So now you got the whole jock and bimbo population showing up? That will be fun. I just didn't think you'd conform so fast.
Ronnie: I really really love your neighborhood.
Ashley: Where are the coffee and doughnuts? You can't have a stakeout without coffee and doughnuts.
Answer: He noticed Ashley following him and left the shovel behind, confronting her at her car later and threatening her.
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