Guy: I was going to tell you everything eventually.
Carlos Olivera: Just promise me one thing. When you get down there.
Alice: Consider it done.
Eddie Lorenzo: A man's gonna do anything for his family.
Jonesy: Okay, from now on, you'll be the uptight lesbian sister I never had. Deal?
Lady Murasaki: They will call it murder.
Hannibal Lecter: At worst a crime of passion.
Mariane Pearl: And kidnappers - their point is to terrorize people. But I am not terrorized, and you can't be terrorized.
Wray: So what are you going to do now?
Cherry: I'm going to be a stand-up comedian.
Wray: You're not funny.
Cherry: That's what I keep trying to tell everybody but they all say I'm hilarious.
Wray: But you're not.
Cherry: There's a difference between being frank... and being dick.
Alice Park: You're just as bad as they are aren't you?
Simon: Nope, I'm a lot fuckin' worse.
Chief Buchwald: But didn't you just say that you would do whatever you were told?
Det. Emily Sanders: Yeah, I sometimes exaggerate for effect.
Sarge: A stunning display of individual and group stupidity! Seventeen civilians killed and yourselves. I'm in fucking awe.
Asian Woman: Don't bury dead. First shoot in head.
Shelly Barnes: Just don't ask me to marry you again.
Dr. Jack Gramm: Why not? We're perfect for each other.
Shelly Barnes: Yeah, yeah... except I'm a lesbian and you're a commitment-phobe.
Dr. Jack Gramm: That's why we're perfect.
Viola Frye: He didn't kill me. He killed who I was.
Hertz: My God, do we really suck, or is this guy really that good?!
Linda Hanson: Something is seriously fucked up.
Edgar McGraw: Did any of them survive?
Earl McGraw: Shit. Two tons of metal, 200 miles an hour, flesh and bone and plain old Newton... they all princess died.