Surveillance Guy: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
O2: Where's your bathroom? I gotta shit.
James Bond: Martini.
Bar Tender: Shaken or stired?
James Bond: Does it look like I give a damn?
Eric Lensherr: Charles Xavier did more for mutants than you will ever know. My single greatest regret is that he had to die for our dream to live.
Eisenheim: My intention has only been to entertain, nothing more.
Danny Archer: So you're a fisherman, ha? What do you catch mostly?
Solomon Vandy: Fish.
Lucky Larry: What the hell did you go and do to all these people?
Dalton Russell: Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink. You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away.
Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Arch Cummings: How did the Irish poet say it, hmm?"E'er friend for today, is tomorrow's heartbreak."
Nikki: Some men change. Well, they don't change - they reveal. They reveal themselves over time, you know?
Teresa Gazelle: Back the fuck off! I will blow you away.
Ackerman: We'll have to dress it up a little. Disguise it. Give them enough reason to doubt it.
Big Momma: This is a family beach, not Chippendales.
Chase Collins: I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch.
Kevin Fischer: What's wrong?
Wendy Christensen: It's nothing. It's just that I'm going to be worrying about you every second while you're gone.
Kevin Fischer: Why would you worry about me? We don't even like each other, remember?
Doug Carlin: I'll speak slow, so those of you with Ph.D.'s in the room can understand.
Melissa: God, his hand. What happened?
Richie: You mean The Claw?
Tye: Leprosy.
Richie: I heard chihuahua attack.
Lorenzo Council: Kiss my ass, brotherfucker.