Best romance movie quotes of 2003

Maya: This is pathetic, Amy. I can't bear to hear any more.
Amy Myer: Can't you just indulge me for thirteen more minutes?
Maya: You scheduled in time for venting?

May: Oh, Darren. This cigarette's making my chest all congested. I can't breathe.
Darren: What would happen if you did breathe?
May: I'd say, would you... would it be too much trouble... spare rooms... would you come to the spare rooms with me... would you.

Aunt Budge: I would kill for some diarrhea! I haven't had a bowel movement in 17 days.

Elizabeth: Even the worst people can be nice to their friends, Jane.

Ronald Reagan: If you don't mind, this administration has to pee.

Adam Shipley: He was wracked with confusion. For the first time in his life, he understood the true meaning of the expressions "horns of a dilemma" and "between a rock and a hard place" - although the concept of "paying through the nose" had always tormented him. How does the money get in the nose in the first place? Once in, is it pulled out by hand, or is a sneeze involved? And who would accept such a transaction? Burning questions all, but he had bigger fish to fry.

Aman Mathur: I have a theory about girls. The more you run after them, the more they will run away from you. But if you run away from them they will be confused and will run after you to find out the reason for their confusion. And we have to take advantage of such a confusion of a confused girl.
Rohit Patel: Even I'm confused.

Evelyn: I think everyone should see themselves doing it and their friends should see it too.

Tom: The first sex I had on my honeymoon, was with a man named Santino.

Charley: Excuse the cryin'. I am a damn cryin' machine. That's why I drink so much water, won't have any fluids left in me. Have you ever been depressed?
William Gibbs: I've never not been depressed.

CIA Director: Ladies and gentlemen, somebody has gotta teach this kid how to talk to a girl.

Nick Callahan: If I could live this life again, I would never leave you for a second.

Alexa: I tried my hardest to keep y'all apart, you just kept gettin' back together... and I'm the queen of connivin'.

Sylvia: Sometimes I dream the tree, and the tree is my life. One branch is the man I shall marry, and the leaves my children. Another branch is my future as a writer, and each leaf is a poem. Another branch is a good academic career. But as I sit there trying to choose, the leaves bring to turn brown and blow away, until the tree is absolutely bare.