Henry Dashwood: I think I owe you a rather large apology.
Libby Reynolds: Do you think I've waited 17 years for an apology?
Matthew: I think you prefer when the world "together" means not "a million," but just two.
Le tueur: You drive a woman crazy. You little slut.
Lou: So my boss, he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken. And I was like, you know 'Don't go there, ' you know. But he kept on about wanting to see some kind of a doctor's note or something. And I said 'Look, I'm seriously serious. You don't want to go there. He kept talking and talking and being such a nag, and I just blacked out. I blacked out. And I woke up, and I was standing over him and I was screaming "I told you not to go there! I told you not to go there!"
Ernestine: People are just getting dumber, but more opinionated.
Missy Elliott: You, you need to call M.C. Hammer and let him know you're stealing his stuff. Ya'll two crazy people in here.
Stills Photographer: Are you drinking, no?
Bob: Am I drinking? As soon as I'm done.
Katherine Watson: I don't think I can go a year without a hot plate.
Jack Taylor: What's this I hear about you threatening to spray this play with an AK-47?
Tom Stansfield: Oh... well, I was just making a joke.
Jack Taylor: Oh that's funny to you? People dying? And what's this I hear about you making fun of midgets?
Tom Stansfield: I never make fun of midgets.
Jack Taylor: You said, it would be fun to date one because then you could rest your beer on their head, now I have a sense of humour, but that's just sick.
Ann: Now you feel like you wanna take all the drugs in the world, but all the drugs in the world aren't gonna change the feeling that your whole life's been a dream and it's only now that you're waking up.
Carol: Have you ever been involved with a little person sexually?
Steven Bedalia: No, just kid's stuff, you know? Y'know, all the kids would come over, we'd sit in a circle, play doctor and that kind of thing. Couldn't have been more than ten or twelve, so that doesn't really count.
Carol: So you had a circle jerk with a bunch of little people? I would have loved to see that.
Steven Bedalia: You would like to see that.
Carol: Yes, I would.
Catharina: Is it true she wore my pearls? How could you? How could you?
Cody Banks: What was my mission again?
Natalie Connors: I think you were going to kiss me.
Constable Locke: Professor, you're a pretty bright young fellow. Ya made a couple of mistakes though.
Professor Harold Hill: Oh?
Constable Locke: The mayor happens to own the billiard parlor and that new pool table.
Professor Harold Hill: Oh. What was the other mistake?
Constable Locke: That Zaneeta? She's the mayor's oldest girl.
Natalie: I thought shit like that only happened in the movies.
Peter Connor: Are you okay in those heels?
Amy Myer: Yeah, well, no, but yeah.
Roxy: You shouldn't accept expensive gifts from a man.
Isabel: Why?
Roxy: Because it puts you in a position of having to do what he wants.
Isabel: I'd do it anyway.
Elizabeth: Even the worst people can be nice to their friends, Jane.
