Sy Parrish: And if these pictures have anything important to say to future generations, it's this: I was here. I existed. I was young, I was happy, and someone cared enough about me in this world to take my picture.
Sam: What thousands must die, so that Caesar may become the great.
Billy Flynn: Now look, I don't like to blow my own horn. But believe me. If Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today and if he had $5,000 and he'd come to me, things would have turned out differently.
Abou Fatma: I found you half dead crossing the desert alone and you say you are afraid?
Jerome Davenport: "Regard without ill-will despite an offense." That's Webster's definition of forgiveness.
Antwone Fisher: Why do I have to forgive?
Jerome Davenport: So you can get on with your life.
Jonah: Something touched me.
Bobby: Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean.
Flying Snow: How swift thy sword.
Lanie: I met a homeless guy and he had a vision.
Cal: What like Espn?
Lanie: No, he had ESP! There's no N.
Joe: The one thing, that guarantees our freedom and independence, is responsibility. We lost that somewhere between Vietnam and presidential blowjobs.
Mr. Crummles: Happiness is a gift and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes.
A.O. Neville: If only they would understand what we are trying to do for them.
Justine: Oh, who gives a shit! Who needs a fucken baby anyway, you wanna make your self useful around here, why don't you get that goddamn TV fixed?
Phil Last: What the hell?
Justine: It sounds like a helicopter is landing in here.
The Mayor: I rule for my people, not for my party.
Rod: I've been waiting for you.
Heather: How long have you been here?
Rod: Not long... Five thousand years.
Heather: Okay, that's long.
John: Nothing could hold a candle to the fetish crime I just endured.
Salvadoran Man: Lawyers are a waste of oxygen.
Dave: Your mama's got no teeth and that's perfect for her line of work.