Jamie: Are you trying to seduce me?
Landon: Why? Are you seducible?
Will: Once you open your door to one person anyone can come in.
Bill: He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering.
Hannibal Lecter: So, you'll be wanting lots of these little chinwags, I take it.
Will Graham: I might not have time.
Hannibal Lecter: I do. I have oodles.
Jimmy Smith Jr: You ever wondered at what point you gotta just say "f**k it, man." You ever wondered at what point you gotta stop livin' up here, and start livin' down here?
Pancha: Like my grandmother used to say, "There's no better dressing than meat on bones."
Billy Flynn: Now look, I don't like to blow my own horn. But believe me. If Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today and if he had $5,000 and he'd come to me, things would have turned out differently.
Jerome Davenport: "Regard without ill-will despite an offense." That's Webster's definition of forgiveness.
Antwone Fisher: Why do I have to forgive?
Jerome Davenport: So you can get on with your life.
Bobby: Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean.
Flying Snow: How swift thy sword.
Lanie: I met a homeless guy and he had a vision.
Cal: What like Espn?
Lanie: No, he had ESP! There's no N.
Abou Fatma: I found you half dead crossing the desert alone and you say you are afraid?
Joe: The one thing, that guarantees our freedom and independence, is responsibility. We lost that somewhere between Vietnam and presidential blowjobs.
Jonah: Something touched me.
Frida Kahlo: They say never trust a limping dog or the tears of a woman.
Ricky: We don't need reparations! We need restraint.
Billy: "Restraint"?
Ricky: "Restraint"! Some discipline! Don't go out and buy a Range Rover when you livin' with your mama! And pay your mama some rent! And can we please, please, please try and teach our kids something other than the "Chronic" album? And please, Black people, try and be on time for something other than free before eleven at the club.
Indrid Cold: Mary Klein cannot be found by looking. You will see her in time.
Valerie Gipson: Whatever drama you've gotten yourself into, it's just the kind of thing that always happens to you. And it never happens to me unless I am in your field of gravity.
Mr. Crummles: Happiness is a gift and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes.