Doctor Doppler: Just wait until we tell your mother about this! Of course, we may downplay the life-threatning parts.
Frankie Delano: You ever read this book?
Bruno: Have I ever read that book? Not only does that insult my intelligence but it insults my ignorance. Why would a man like me, who happens to like himself, be caught dead reading a bit of boy toy fluff like that?
Frankie Delano: Because it's a killer.
Wall Street: You can't get anything done in a world without rules.
Joe Enders: Stay on my ass.
Denton Van Zan: Envy the country that has heroes, huh? I say pity the country that needs them.
Agent K: Is that standard?
Agent J: No it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
Flying Snow: How swift thy sword.
Meowth: There they go. All we gotta do is follow them on top of them rooftops.
James: Well, I used to be quite a good gymnast.
Jessie: This is our big chance, I could almost taste it! Are you ready?
James: Yeah.
Gordon Brewer: So, you want collateral damage, huh? I'll give you fucking collateral damage.
Jake Hayes: Does it play DVDs?
Seale: No. It's a portable thermonucular (sic) bomb.
Rachel: I'm with B.N.S.
Kelly Robinson: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?
Sandro Cenoura: Have you lost your mind? You are just a kid.
Filé-com-Fritas - Steak and Fries: A kid? I smoke, I snort. I've killed and robbed. I'm a man.
Pally LaMarr: You know... I looked at myself in the mirror this morning. And there wasn't a single thing left that I recognized. Nothing.
Jack Van Meter: Get the hell down from there. While you're grandstanding here the city is starting to burn. Jimmy for Christ sakes.
Det. Sgt. Eldon Perry Jr.: If the city is starting to burn, Jack, it's partly because of guys like you and me. And I may be a goddamm alcoholic but that doesn't mean I can't tell the truth - and I've got all the deep deep dirt right here. Somebody put the cufs on me - let me start talking.
Lester: My destiny is in God's hands. I'm cool with that.
Detective Mitch Preston: Get that camera out of here.
Trey Sellars: Keep that camera right where it is.
Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa.
Ecks: Where did you get all this ordnance?
Sever: Some women buy shoes.
Steve Irwin: That was a close one.