Gordon Brewer: So, you want collateral damage, huh? I'll give you fucking collateral damage.
Doctor Doppler: Just wait until we tell your mother about this! Of course, we may downplay the life-threatning parts.
Frankie Delano: You ever read this book?
Bruno: Have I ever read that book? Not only does that insult my intelligence but it insults my ignorance. Why would a man like me, who happens to like himself, be caught dead reading a bit of boy toy fluff like that?
Frankie Delano: Because it's a killer.
J.D.: I shot her five times. How was she still standing?
Rain: Bitch isn't standing now.
Wall Street: You can't get anything done in a world without rules.
Joe Enders: Stay on my ass.
The Man: That feather went out like a sucka. Punk-assed bitch played himself. Let's bounce, dog!
Denton Van Zan: Envy the country that has heroes, huh? I say pity the country that needs them.
Agent K: Is that standard?
Agent J: No it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
Steve Irwin: That was a close one.
Captain Picard: In his quest to be more like us, he helped show us what it means to be human.
Zé Pequeno: Can you read?
Gang Member: I can read only the pictures.
Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.
Arpid: Let me tell you, after a hard day of looting and pillaging, there is no greater city than Gomorrah... except maybe Sodom.
Sergeant Wells: You know the little things that make your skin crawl, and the hair stand up on the back of your neck?
Joe: You mean like Spoon?
Monroe Hutchens: He's a fighter, I'm a fighter, if I'm better on that day, I win. That's just the way it goes. Someday, every fighter loses. Sooner or later, somebody comes along and they got your ticket. Too old, just wasn't your day, whatever the reason is. In the end, everybody gets beaten. The most you can hope for is that you stay on top a while. Be the best.
Jake Hayes: You guys still there?
Gaylord Oaks: Yes, Mr. Hayes, we're still here.
Jake Hayes: And you've got guns, right?
Gaylord Oaks: Yes, Mr. Hayes, we have guns.
Jake Hayes: Okay. Well, make sure you got bullets in them.
Gaylord Oaks: Mmm-hmm, lots of bullets.
Slim: You know the deal, you're here as an observer. You pay attention to the clock. You do not engage in gun play unless it is strictly necessary. We do not depart from the plan in any way.
Jerry: Yeah, whatever you say. Only one thing, does this plan change any if you're dead?
