Mojo Jojo: The hobo fohmally known as Jojo is no mo'. From this day fowohd, I shall be known as mojo jojo.
Mike: Mom, are you there?
Sheriff Sam Parker: Yea, Mike. Is everything okay?
Mike: Don't make any movements or noises. There's a giant tarantula headed your way.
Sheriff Sam Parker: Copy that.
Terry McCaleb: Remember how you said I was your friend, and I could tell you the truth? Well I don't need you at all.
Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa.
Lester: The rumor is you went half past dead and came back.
Sasha: Yeah.
Lester: Took a ride on the flat line for 22 minutes... and lived to tell. Thought we could play some cards and talk about that.
Ecks: Where did you get all this ordnance?
Sever: Some women buy shoes.
Steve Irwin: That was a close one.
Captain Picard: In his quest to be more like us, he helped show us what it means to be human.
Zé Pequeno: Can you read?
Gang Member: I can read only the pictures.