Elsie: So I was swimming along minding my own business when I saw this long neck on the beach.
Littlefoot: That's my grandpa.
Elsie: Is he now? So that's where you get your good looks.
Rutland Coach: Hey, are you blind? They're doin' something illegal out there.
Referee: Coach, nowhere in the rule book does it say anything about jumpin' too high. Now sit down.
Susan Tyler: When I increased the Judas' metabolism, I must have sped up its breeding cycle. I mean, we're talking tens, hundreds of thousands of generations, who knows how many mutations.
Peter Mann: I don't get it, I just don't fucking get this. How could the Judas evolve into this?
Susan Tyler: Think generations, not years, okay. It took only 40,000 generations for apes to turn into humans.
Peter Mann: So?
Susan Tyler: We changed its DNA, Peter! I mean, we don't know what we did.
Harriet: My mother says I was born with an angel on my shoulder. This is supposed to bring me luck and happiness. I think she lied.
Janey Carver: Mikey have you heard the explosions coming from the back yard?
Mikey Carver: ...I dunno.
Janey Carver: Do you know what you brothers been up to?
Mikey Carver: I... I dunno.
Kirk: If you see them, you tell them that I love them very much and I want to see them again and that they are very nice, very attractive boys.
Katherine: Oh my god.
Martin Bells: This just doesn't happen! This is not happening! Cray, why are you doing this? What the hell are you doing?
Inspector Thomas Cray: Stop asking for the "how" and "why" Martin.
Mima Kirigoe: What? This isn't true! I didn't write this.
Mima's Ghost: Of course you didn't. The real Mima is writing this.
Kôzô Fuyutsuki: The Fruit of Life is held by the Angels. The Fruit of Wisdom is held by Man. EVA Unit 01 now possesses them both, and therefore becomes God. Now the source of all souls - The Tree of Life - has been formed again. Will it be an Ark to save Mankind from the vacuum of Third Impact? Or is it a demon that will destroy us all? The fate of Mankind now lies in Shinji's hands.
Jessica Priest: It's a little early for Halloween, Simmons.
Spawn: Where you're going, every day's Halloween.
Harry Block: Can I be honored and then arrested?
Bobby Brahms: So, is he attractive?
Arthur Pape: I'm not supposed to notice these things, but I believe the word is "hot."
Eddie: I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in beeees.
Howard Stern: Lesbians equals ratings.
Whaler: So what're you gonna be when you grow up?
Max: Your boss.
Kate: Every time she smiles, remember that I love you more.
Don King: Black people don't get no credit for nothing. All we've got is one word. That word is motherfucker.
Kenny: I'm gonna call the Ghostbusters on your ass.
Jigo: When you're going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.