Oscar Wilde: I do believe in anything, provided it is incredible. That's why I intend to die a Catholic, though I never could live as one.
Theodore Roosevelt: Will you be so kind, Mr Crane, with your camera, to take a picture of this regiment on this glorious hill, for we will always live in its shadow.
Tiresias: It is the journey itself that makes up your life.
Sonny Black: You know what we do when we find that rat, right, Lefty?
Lefty: 'Could be I found him already.
Earl Kellogg: Someone once asked my daddy how far down Hell was and he said, "Just a quarter mile."
Ulee Jackson: You'll pay for the rest of your life for being a jackass.
Casey Jackson: Yeah, well, it's better than dying of boredom.
Liquor Store Manager: I said you'll have to leave or we'll call the police.
Kyle: Oh, relax okay?
Liquor Store Manager: That's it Barney, call the police.
Eric: Yeah, Barney cause you got first big guy? Hey ah, do you like this? Points to the bottle of wine.
Liquor Store Manager: Put the bottle back, sir.
Kate Mosley: Well, I mean, I think I should at least know how you take your coffee.
Nick: Well, I'm confused. You don't know? I mean, didn't you, uh, make me up?
Curtis Freley: Everyone who plays the game understands the rules.
Howard Stern: Lesbians equals ratings.
Shen Yuelin: If you plead not guilty, you will be sentenced to death. And, unlike in your country, Mr. Moore, sentences are carried out within a week. You will be shot, and the cost of the bullet will be billed to your family.
Mr. Eddy: You and me, mister... We can really out-ugly them sum'bitches... Can't we?
Kenny: I'm gonna call the Ghostbusters on your ass.
Elliot Zweikel: Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good husband in this town? Let alone a good dentist.
Mitchell Stephens: I can help you.
Billy Ansell: Not unless you can raise the dead.
Helen Holt: There's different kinds of love, darling. Some people you love no matter what, and others you love if the situation is right. To me, the best kind of love is the "no matter what" kind.
Kate: Every time she smiles, remember that I love you more.
Don King: Black people don't get no credit for nothing. All we've got is one word. That word is motherfucker.
