Ulee Jackson: You'll pay for the rest of your life for being a jackass.
Casey Jackson: Yeah, well, it's better than dying of boredom.
Howard Stern: Lesbians equals ratings.
Don King: Black people don't get no credit for nothing. All we've got is one word. That word is motherfucker.
Curtis Freley: Everyone who plays the game understands the rules.
Philip Edwards: Sometimes the shepherd needs the comfort of the sheep.
Elena Hood: I'm going to try hard not to understand the implications of that.
Catherine Greer: Whore.
Rebecca: I am not a whore.
Catherine Greer: Then what are you?
Rebecca: He told me what you're like between the sheets. Is it any wonder he needs a woman?
Ellen: What happened?
Det. Duvall: Burglery... She lost a lot of jewelry. Not to mention the house trashed, the cat eviscerated.