Sam Mayfair: ...it's like, even though you're engaged, when you're with me I really feel like you're with me, you know? But the scary thing is I actually kinda like it.
Steve: Who says we want what we think we want? We want what we think we are supposed to want? Like what the books tell us to want. And the movies. That's what I wanted. Happy. Happy, happy, happy. Shit like that, ok? We didn't get that. That's the end of that. Ok? It's not... the end of us. It's the end of a dream, that's all. You wake up in the morning, the dream's over, so what? We're still here.
Blake Allen: I think words are not serving me well at all.
Shen Yuelin: You come from a country where the infant mortality rate is higher than ours.
Jack Moore: The reason you know that is we don't delete the records.
Ulee Jackson: You'll pay for the rest of your life for being a jackass.
Casey Jackson: Yeah, well, it's better than dying of boredom.
Liquor Store Manager: I said you'll have to leave or we'll call the police.
Kyle: Oh, relax okay?
Liquor Store Manager: That's it Barney, call the police.
Eric: Yeah, Barney cause you got first big guy? Hey ah, do you like this? Points to the bottle of wine.
Liquor Store Manager: Put the bottle back, sir.
O'Reilly: Jeopardy, Jackson. Always works.
Curtis Freley: Everyone who plays the game understands the rules.
Howard Stern: Lesbians equals ratings.
The Vet: A uniform does not make a soldier. A soldier is someone who is willing to stand up and fight for what he believes in. Be it his God, his country or his friends. And it does not matter if you are black, white, red, yellow, male, female, straight or gay. We all bleed the same.
Mr. Eddy: You and me, mister... We can really out-ugly them sum'bitches... Can't we?
Kenny: I'm gonna call the Ghostbusters on your ass.
Grace: I don't want to go to Mexico, Bobby. I want to stay with you. Don't you think I care about you?
Bobby: I think you're a lying, backstabbing, psycho bitch... and one day you'll kill me. But it's nice to know you care.
Mitchell Stephens: I can help you.
Billy Ansell: Not unless you can raise the dead.
Helen Holt: There's different kinds of love, darling. Some people you love no matter what, and others you love if the situation is right. To me, the best kind of love is the "no matter what" kind.
Mrs. Pascal: I really have no idea who my children belong to.
Kate: Every time she smiles, remember that I love you more.
Don King: Black people don't get no credit for nothing. All we've got is one word. That word is motherfucker.
Margaret Drummond: The will to survive is strong, stronger than anything.
Ellen: What happened?
Det. Duvall: Burglery... She lost a lot of jewelry. Not to mention the house trashed, the cat eviscerated.