Momma: That's my son, that is. I'll tell ya: ever since he was an itty bitty boy, sometimes he talks to the lord and sometimes he yells at the lord. Tonight, he just happens to be yellin' at him.
Shen Yuelin: You come from a country where the infant mortality rate is higher than ours.
Jack Moore: The reason you know that is we don't delete the records.
Calderon: What's most bewildering to Her Majesty... is this arrogant independence of the American courts. After all, if you cannot rule the courts, you cannot rule.
Martin Van Buren: Señor Calderon, as any true American will tell you, it's the independence of our courts that keeps us free.
Orin Hanner Sr.: Doesn't this guy know the rules? I'm the rules.
Margaret Drummond: The will to survive is strong, stronger than anything.
John Brown: We were due in at 1.15. You're late.
Kate Mosley: I don't know, Sam. It just feels wrong, you know? It just feels really, really wrong.
Sam Mayfair: Well, good, 'cause that's the feeling... that you feel... right before... it feels - incredible.
Dirk Diggler: I'm Dirk Diggler! I'm the star! It's my big dick and I say when we roll!
Nuria: Do you believe in god?
12-Year-Old Howard: But why can't I play with my puppets?
Ben Stern: Shut up, ya know why.
Dr. Butz: When those lawyers start crawling all over you, that's when you know you're a doctor.
Martha Cable: The disadvantage of knowing a man all his life is a woman never expects him to change.
Martha Cable: And when he does, it rattles her.
Steve: Who says we want what we think we want? We want what we think we are supposed to want? Like what the books tell us to want. And the movies. That's what I wanted. Happy. Happy, happy, happy. Shit like that, ok? We didn't get that. That's the end of that. Ok? It's not... the end of us. It's the end of a dream, that's all. You wake up in the morning, the dream's over, so what? We're still here.
Blake Allen: I think words are not serving me well at all.
Darrell: Damn. Gonna be another hot one today. Sometimes I don't even want to get out of bed. Course, I don't want to get out for the cold ones neither.
Ulee Jackson: You'll pay for the rest of your life for being a jackass.
Casey Jackson: Yeah, well, it's better than dying of boredom.
Liquor Store Manager: I said you'll have to leave or we'll call the police.
Kyle: Oh, relax okay?
Liquor Store Manager: That's it Barney, call the police.
Eric: Yeah, Barney cause you got first big guy? Hey ah, do you like this? Points to the bottle of wine.
Liquor Store Manager: Put the bottle back, sir.
Jackie-O: Goo is what tape is all about. Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper.
Curtis Freley: Everyone who plays the game understands the rules.