Orin Hanner Jr.: You want me to take him out?
Orin Hanner Sr.: You couldn't take out a cheeseburger from a drive-through window.
Orin Hanner Sr.: Doesn't this guy know the rules? I'm the rules.
Jack Taggert: Is this kind of like Deliverance or something?
Jack Taggert: I was told somebody's dumped some dangerous toxic waste down here. I wanted to see if I could come down and stop it.
Jack Taggert: I think you really deserve to suffer.
Earl Kellogg: Someone once asked my daddy how far down Hell was and he said, "Just a quarter mile."
Orin Hanner Sr.: You're violating my constitutional rights.
Jack Taggert: Mr. Hanner, I promise you, as sure as you stand here now, I'm gonna show you a new meaning to the word "violation."
Pimple: You better leave my friend alone or I'm gonna have to properly educate you on how beat the shit outta somebody.
Orin Hanner Sr.: So, I guess that makes killing you free.
Jack Taggert: Well, it would be free if you could.
Jack Taggert: I think, Junior, if your daddy knew how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.
Jack Taggert: Let's face it, I don't believe in authority.
