
Ward Cleaver: June, you're vacuuming in pearls. You know what that does to me.

Andy McDermott: Great. Come to Paris and check out les drains.

Michael Cromwell: I should probably take some pictures of Mimi.
Richard Kempster: I can never have enough pictures of my kids. I have like, four hundred albums. I never look at them, but they exist... it's good, you know?

Maggie: I don't want him back, I just want him vaporized, extinguished! When I'm done with him, he'll be just a twitching little stain on the floor.

David Langley: I've given my life to art and from here on in, the only art I will get anywhere near are the pictures I draw on the pavement hoping passersby will throw nickels in my hat. I guess the long on the short of it: I wish I'd never been born.

Raif Bentley: You know, I'm not a violent man but I really do think I'm going to have to kill someone here.

Malik Brody: I knew these guys weren't real cops.
Toby Wong: They're real... Real Dirty.

Murray: One wish per customer and no wishes for more wishes. They plugged that loophole up years ago. In past years there were abuses.

Dale Putley: Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
Lee: No, all we need is money, mate.