Lizzie: I know karate.
Kenny: I'm gonna call the Ghostbusters on your ass.
Harry Block: This guy is too old for her.
Richard: He's younger than you are.
Harry Block: Hey, I'm much too old for her, it's ridiculous. But, because of my immaturity I have a boyish quality that works.
Lilly: Oh, well at least I was faithful.
Dan: Yeah, you were faithful like a Kennedy was faithful.
Leah: We have been friends since like sperm.
Toby Wong: Are you okay?
Malik Brody: Okay? okay? I'm in one piece, motherfucker, but okay's something I ain't been since we met.
Frank Hall, IRS: Whoa, look, sir. Hey, I know I may be a little new at this but I don't think we shoot people for cheating on their taxes.
Insp. Derek Lester: Oh. You're right. You are new at this.
Andy McDermott: Great. Come to Paris and check out les drains.
Rose: Where do you like to stay?
Jack Lawrence: My house, but it's in Los Angeles.
Blake Allen: I think words are not serving me well at all.
Otis: Can you get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass.
Maggie: I don't want him back, I just want him vaporized, extinguished! When I'm done with him, he'll be just a twitching little stain on the floor.
Jimmy Nova: Wanna know what a cockroach is called in Algeria?
Montello Hungry: Why the fuck would someone want to know that?
Andrew Kempster: What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?
Jan Kempster: Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name.
Andrew Kempster: So do I.
Karen Kempster: I think Mimi Siku is a nice name.
Andrew Kempster: You would.
Ernie: I think we better pull over, 'cause we need some gas soon.
Tommy Spinelli: Keep fucking driving.
Fern: Didn't I tell you to watch your fucking language?
Raif Bentley: You know, I'm not a violent man but I really do think I'm going to have to kill someone here.
Howard Stern: Lesbians equals ratings.
Eddie: I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in beeees.
Murray: One wish per customer and no wishes for more wishes. They plugged that loophole up years ago. In past years there were abuses.