Malik Brody: Let's kick his ass and take his coat.
Malik Brody: Oh He's a fucking cheeseburger.
Carolyn: He works for a living.
Malik Brody: He's a cheeseburger.
Carolyn: A Cheeseburger?
Malik Brody: Yes... A Nasty, fat, coagulating around your heart, not good for you cheeseburger.
Toby Wong: Are you okay?
Malik Brody: Okay? okay? I'm in one piece, motherfucker, but okay's something I ain't been since we met.
Toby Wong: Back to plan A.
Malik Brody: What's plan A?
Toby Wong: Don't get shot.
Malik Brody: Good plan.
Malik Brody: You pulled a whip on me? Are you out of your fucking mind? Let me tell you something - don't you ever pull A whip on A black MAN again.
Malik Brody: I'll be Sonny, you be Cher, Share with me.
Advanced Model: It's time to come home, Toby.
Malik Brody: I knew these guys weren't real cops.
Toby Wong: They're real... Real Dirty.
Malik Brody: What the hell were you doing while I was getting my ass kicked?
Toby Wong: I was catching up on an episode of "Walter - the Einstein frog."
Malik Brody: Hey man, tell me about China. Is there a lot of Kung Fu shit going on?
Toby Wong: What do you mean?
Malik Brody: Like guys coming up to each other on the street going 'hmm... Your Kung Fu is pretty useless, as well as obsolete. You insult me! You bastard. Prepare to die!'.
Toby Wong: No, not a whole lot.
