Best comedy movie quotes of 1995

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Bye Bye, Love picture

Lucille: I'm not shooting for a "successful" relationship at this point, I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very very low.

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The Big Green picture

Newt Shaw: I'm your man.

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Funny Bones picture

Bruno Parker: I never saw anything funny that didn't cause pain.

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The Last Supper picture

Luke: People disappear all of the time.
Jude: Especially in Iowa. We probably saved him from an alien abduction.

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Stuart Saves His Family picture

Stuart Smalley: Because what they say is true - it's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

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Mallrats picture

Brodie: I love the smell of commerce in the morning.

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Babe picture

Arthur Hoggett: That'll do pig, that'll do.

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Miami Rhapsody picture

Matt: Why do you always assume the worst about people.
Gwyn: Statistics.

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Rumble in the Bronx picture

Ah Keung: You are all garbage.

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A Kid in King Arthur's Court picture

Calvin Fuller: Look, Your Majesty, I don't want to insult you or anything, but are you nuts? This isn't the castle. This is the real, in-your-face, carjacking, drive-by-shooting, kill-you-for-your-Reeboks street life.

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While You Were Sleeping picture

Ox Callahan: Jesus Christ, Jack, you're running the business.
Jack: That's something I'd like to talk to you about.
Midge Callaghan: Talk about that later ok?
Mary Callaghan: Talk about it now, he can't kill you in church.

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Smoke picture

Paul Benjamin: Slow down, huh?
Auggie Wren: That's what I recommend. You know how it is. Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow. Time creeps in its petty pace.

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Money Train picture

Donald Patterson: Did I say that? I didn't say that! All I said was... bad things tend to happen around you two. Some money got lost and I think you two can help me find it.
Charlie: How so?
Donald Patterson: You look for it.

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Mighty Aphrodite picture

Lenny Weinrib: Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.

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The Jerky Boys picture

Band Manager: The fuckin' monkeys?

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To Die for picture

Suzanne Stone Maretto: You're not anybody in America unless you're on TV. On TV is where we learn about who we really are. Because what's the point of doing anything worthwhile if nobody's watching? And if people are watching, it makes you a better person.

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