Chad: What did you call me?
Nick: You heard me. I called you a "Hostess Twinkie motherfucker," motherfucker.
Chad: Roll that motherfucking camera, Wolfie.
Wolf: Kiss my ass.
Chad: Yeah.
Nicole Springer: I feel like such an asshole.
Nick: You're just saying that because you have Preparation-H on your face.
Wanda: Is everybody hurt? Is anyone okay?
Nick: Bob, what the fuck is with that smoke, man? Whaddya got in there, a couple of hamsters blowing smoke rings, ferchrissakes?