Lucille: I'm not shooting for a "successful" relationship at this point, I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very very low.
Claire Carlson: We had to take back the graduation dress.
Emma Carlson: It made me look fat.
Donny Carlson: You couldn't look fat if you wanted to.
Emma Carlson: Why would I wanna look fat?
Donny Carlson: You wouldn't! You couldn't.
Vic Damico: This isn't your first time in a restaurant, is it?
Lucille: No, my ex-husband used to like to eat out, may he rest in peace.
Vic Damico: So he passed away?
Lucille: Not yet.
Emma: I hate this uniform, it makes me look 14.
Meg: You are 14.
Emma: Exactly.
