Roy: Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord, so sayeth the Psalms.
Judge Harry Roosevelt: That's Proverbs 12:22.
Buddy: You're happy. I hate that.
Alice Green: I'm waiting for my spanking.
Paula: We shouldn't be watching this.
Jerry: Why not? I think she's beautiful.
Paula: Mmm-hmmm.
Jerry: You think I'm planning to abuse the doctor-patient relationship.
Paula: Are you?
Jerry: No. Just because I think she's beautiful doesn't mean I want to have sex with her. I mean, I think you're beautiful, but.
Paula: Thanks.
Jerry: No, wait. I didn't mean... I'm sorry.
Paula: It's ok, I'm a big girl.
John Manly: Kind treatment makes good horses, Joe. Bad treatment ruins them.
Norville: You know, for kids.
Fumio Funakoshi: What style is that?
Chen Zhen: Don't ask! if it works, it's a good one.
Terry McKay: I guess I'm happy when I don't want to be anywhere else but where I am.
Ludwig van Beethoven: It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer.
Ed: I gotta ask this question, or I wouldn't be doing my job. Would you care to comment on the rumor that you, uh, arranged for an automobile to be purchased for Neon Bodeaux?
Coach Bell: You know [sighs]. You know, Ed, you've just gotta get your mind out of the gutter. You know, you just gotta to start thinking straight. I mean, it's right there in front of you. For christsake, it wasn't an automobile. I mean, it was a fully loaded Lexus.
Kitty Potter: This is fucking fruitcake time. I mean - is that fashion, is it? I mean is there a message out there? I mean you got lot of naked people wandering around here.
Dolores Fuller: You people are insane! You're wasting your lives making shit! Nobody cares! These movies are terrible.
Ty Cobb: Baseball is a red blooded sport for red blooded men. It's no pink tea, and molly-coddles had better stay out... It's a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
Bailiff: All Rise.
Judge Marcus: To hell with that, let's go.
Yvonne Biasi: Who wants ice cream on their pie? Who wants pie?
Doctor: Mr. Belrose?
Tick: Yes?
Doctor: Congratulations. It's a boy.
Pauline Parker: I felt thoroughly depressed and even quite seriously considered committing suicide. Life seemed so much not worth the living and death such an easy way out.
Honorah Parker Rieper: Love, you can still write to each other.
Pauline Parker: Anger against Mother boiled up inside me, as it is she who is one of the main obstacles in my path. Suddenly a means of ridding myself of this obstacle occurred to me. If she were to die.
Warden: Was there something you wanted to add?
Robbins: Don't ever turn your back on me again.