Tom Sanders: Sexual harrassment is about power. When did I have the power? When?
John: I love you so much Paul. Do you love me as much as I love you?
Pauline Parker: Of course I do, Nicolas.
John: My name is John.
Pauline Parker: Oh, but I like Nicolas so much better.
Doug Chesnic: Don't you see? If he is involved, then her life is worthless, you understand? They had to fucking kill her.
Red Bean: Need a hand?
Hung Man Ting: Can you help me get these stains out of my dad's underwear?
Red Bean: ...ummm.
John Lennon: We're gonna be big Stu, we're gonna be too big for Liverpool, we're gonna be too big for Hamburg, we're gonna be too big for our own bloody good.
Silas Crow: I think you're looking pretty good for three years in the pen.
Gooch: It's a fucking health spa.
Terry McKay: I guess I'm happy when I don't want to be anywhere else but where I am.
Ed: I gotta ask this question, or I wouldn't be doing my job. Would you care to comment on the rumor that you, uh, arranged for an automobile to be purchased for Neon Bodeaux?
Coach Bell: You know [sighs]. You know, Ed, you've just gotta get your mind out of the gutter. You know, you just gotta to start thinking straight. I mean, it's right there in front of you. For christsake, it wasn't an automobile. I mean, it was a fully loaded Lexus.
Eddy: Why did it stop?
Rock Reilly: What do I look like, the Amazing Kreskin?
Ty Cobb: Baseball is a red blooded sport for red blooded men. It's no pink tea, and molly-coddles had better stay out... It's a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
Alice Green: I'm waiting for my spanking.
Yvonne Biasi: Who wants ice cream on their pie? Who wants pie?
Dorothy Parker: I'll wear my heart on my sleeve like a wet, red stain.
Nurse: Oh my goodness, you gave me the willies! You look like that Dracula guy.
Bela Lugosi: My name is Bela Lugosi... and I wish to commit myself.
Nurse: For what reason?
Bela Lugosi: I have been a drug addict for twenty years. I need help.
Fumio Funakoshi: What style is that?
Chen Zhen: Don't ask! if it works, it's a good one.