Doctor: Mr. Belrose?
Tick: Yes?
Doctor: Congratulations. It's a boy.
Felicia: Well, girls, what can I say? Here's to a secret very well kept.
Bernadette: Shame it's not gonna stay that way, isn't it?
Aboriginal Man: So... You actually make money by dressing up like a woman?
Tick: Oh, sure. You can make a fine living in a pair of heels.
Bernadette: What a nice dog. What's it's name?
Bob: Herpes. If she's good, she'll heal.
Felicia: How long have we been on the road?
Bernadette: Four and a half hours.
Shirley: Shit! All I can see is female impersonators.
Felicia: This old man he played two. He played knick-knack with my poo.
Tick: What do you assume I do? Lie?
Marion: Assumption, my dear Mitz, is the mother of all fuck-ups.
Felicia: Oh, you can't do that with a ping-pong ball.
Bernadette: Do you wanna bet?
Bernadette: How long is the run?
Tick: Four weeks. Equity minimum, two shows a night, accommodation included.
Answer: Its current location is right back in the Australian Outback in the city of Broken Hill, New South Wales.
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