
The Shadow: The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.

Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Ambition without knowledge is like a boat on dry land.

Tony Hoyle: Let the law take these guys down. You know, sometimes the law works.
Paul Kersey: And sometimes it doesn't! These people, they steal, they murder, they destroy people's lives and they get away with it! They have alibis, money, lawyers, power. They have everything.

Tong Po: You are surprised to see I have a music talent. Do you play an instrument, my friend?
Lando Smith: I'd like to, but I am a little tied up at the moment.

Rock Reilly: Get in the van!

Red Bean's Mother: You ate my chicken ass, now I'm going to eat your ass.

Sam Smotherman: Pete, it's good to see you, buddy. I'm dyin' to read your book, man. When's it comin' out on tape?

Fumio Funakoshi: What style is that?
Chen Zhen: Don't ask! if it works, it's a good one.

Warden: You have come here from all over the world because society has no further use for you. The international prison system has given up all hopes of your rehabilitation. This place will now be your holding pen untill your death. Because death is the only way out. There is no chance of reprieve here, No possibility of escape. You are condemned. Either accept it... Or die.

Ryan Gaerity: I've come here to create a new country for you called chaos, and a new government called anarchy.

Connor MacLeod: Where is Kane?
Warrior #1: Don't worry about him. Worry about me.

Jessie Crossman: People probably told you that Jessie Crossman was the only person skilled enough to jump from a 747.
Pete Nessip: Well, the actual phrase used was "dick brain."

Billy: I stole cars at school. Take them over at break. Leave it parked outside the gates and at the end of the day I was the only kid to drive home. I was a fucking hero.

Jack Hammond: That's the question on the minds of all your viewers? Whether I run out of gas or not? Tell you what, Jer. You let your viewers know that I hope Miss Voss' fear and my desperation are entertainment enough for them. After all, that is what this is all about, isn't it? The story. As it breaks. Live. Coming to you from the bad guy himself. I mean we wouldn't want your viewers to change the fucking channel, now, would we?