Connor MacLeod: Where is Kane?
Warrior #1: Don't worry about him. Worry about me.
Darcy: He said you're a hard man. Just how hard are you, Mr. Jones?
David Sloan: Um... hard enough.
Big Mike: Hey, Cupcake, what the fuck you think you're looking at?
Forrest Taft: Nothing much at all.
Jessie Crossman: People probably told you that Jessie Crossman was the only person skilled enough to jump from a 747.
Pete Nessip: Well, the actual phrase used was "dick brain."
Ryan Gaerity: I've come here to create a new country for you called chaos, and a new government called anarchy.
Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Ambition without knowledge is like a boat on dry land.
Jack Hammond: That's the question on the minds of all your viewers? Whether I run out of gas or not? Tell you what, Jer. You let your viewers know that I hope Miss Voss' fear and my desperation are entertainment enough for them. After all, that is what this is all about, isn't it? The story. As it breaks. Live. Coming to you from the bad guy himself. I mean we wouldn't want your viewers to change the fucking channel, now, would we?
Chris Morrow: Shoot.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Ah, it's broken.
Chris Morrow: The safety's on, you idiot.
Capt. Jason Briggs: Is there a problem with your privates, Private?
Tony Hoyle: Let the law take these guys down. You know, sometimes the law works.
Paul Kersey: And sometimes it doesn't! These people, they steal, they murder, they destroy people's lives and they get away with it! They have alibis, money, lawyers, power. They have everything.
Rock Reilly: Get in the van!
Red Bean's Mother: You ate my chicken ass, now I'm going to eat your ass.