Johnny: You may not know this, Missy, but I ate Chuck for YOU.
Missy's Friend: God, my boyfriend won't even pump gas for me.
Maggie: How about you kiss my ass right in the crack?
Suzanne: Have you ever been married?
Michael Williams: No.
Suzanne: It does strange things to people.
Jack Grimaldi: I try to stop thinking. Try to get my head straight. If I could just get my head straight... then everything would be all right.