Earl Piggot: You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle aged ass anymore.
Doreen Piggot: Don't talk to me like that and don't you come back here! I'm not taking you back no more, understand? No more, I'm not taking you back.
Earl Piggot: I'm not coming back.
Doreen Piggot: Slobbering over Honey like that, it was so embarrassing.
Earl Piggot: I never touched Honey.
Doreen Piggot: I didn't say you touched her, I said you slobbered on her.
Mama: If war produces one thing, it's many cemeteries. And in cemeteries, there are no enemies.
Giddy: ...did you know it could be dangerous to wake somebody up when they're dreaming, well, because you leave part of your brain behind. And if it happens too many times, you go feeble in the head.
Sheela: Yeah. You're living proof.
Leland Gaunt: When I started out I was just a peddler moving across the blind face of a distant land. Moving, always moving. Always gone... and in the end I'd always offer weapons. And they'd always take them. Of course I was gone before they realised what they'd purchased.
Julia Jenz: Look. Why don't you go bother the people next door, some other house on this block?
William Landis: I have. They're not home. Nobody else is home on this street. Just you.
Little Chuck: Daddy, that dead man tried to eat me.
Steven Freeman: Duke! The part about being reborn through a Voorhees woman, does it have to be a living woman?
Creighton Duke: No.
Steven Freeman: Duke, that thing is in the basement with Jessica's dead mother.
Creighton Duke: Holy mother of God.
Harrison Winslow: Who came up with this ridiculous concept anyway? Resolve your entire life in one bold stroke? What if I fail? And I will. I'll fail. I'm telling you. I always fail. Then my whole life will be a complete failure.
Thomas Reilly: No offense, Harrison. But you died a failure because you never tried.
Ruth Matthews: We all go a little crazy sometimes, Doctor.
Jake Beerlander: Yes, Ms. Matthews, but most of us come back.
Detective Bill Reimers: I've had this moustache for thirteen years. How long have you had yours?
Elizabeth 'Bessie' Faro: They said beein' married to Johnny Faro is like ridin' a car with no brakes. I aid I like the ride, ladies.
Hal Jackson: Do you mind if I smoke in here?
Sarah Mathews: Yes, I do mind.
Zora: Ma, this is his office.
Sarah Mathews: I don't care, this is my lungs, he can get himself killed.
Matthew Welsh: You cold-blooded murderess.
Hexina: What did you just call me?
Matthew Welsh: Murderess.
Hexina: Oh, I thought you said Methodist. For a moment I was insulted.
Zoe: I'll show you a real Paris.
Larry: Ooh, I remember one time I thought there were monsters in MY closet.
Bob: Really? What happened, Larry?
Larry: Well, it turned out they weren't really monsters at all, just my fluffy bunny slippers. And, they're not so scary. Just, kind of, squishy.
