Miklo: What am I going to tell my parole officer?
Popeye: Tell him to suck his pee-pee.
Montana: You speak Spanish huero, so do parrots.
Carlos: Market is there. Cocaine is America's cup of coffee.
Popeye: White bitch, give me some chon-chon.
Miklo Velka: Get away from me.
Popeye: You get nothing for free in here punk.
Miklo Velka: Chinga TU madre.
Big Al: I'm about finished waiting for my money, punk.
Popeye: Hey, why don't you take it out in trade? You always liked Tinkerbell. She's fine.
Big Al: You bet cash, you lose cash and you pay cash. Pimp-mobile!
Miklo Velka: When you expect nothing and get everything, that's destiny.
Popeye: Hey, Cinderella, go find yourself a fella, you're on the clock bitch and midnight is coming, you got the wrong man.
Paco: What a dick.
Rollie McCann: Dick and Asshole that's all you ever call me. What is my name Dick Asshole?
Old Con: For cheap times! For cheap times!
Answer: Short handled hoes... not holes.