The Joker: That's it. That's what I want to see, a nice big smile.
The Joker: Ain't it always the way? You get in the mood and company shows up.
The Joker: What a photo op: The city councilman and his wacky pal.
Alfred Pennyworth: There are certain advantages to having a sturdy cranium, Master Bruce. But then, hardheadedness was always your virtue.
The Joker: Very cute! But I can blow smoke too, toots.
Andrea Beaumont: What's that you're practicing?
Bruce Wayne: Jujitsu.
Andrea Beaumont: Gesundheit... That was a joke.
Joker: Don't touch me, old man! I don't know where you've been.
Batman: Do you still follow your dad's orders?
Andrea Beaumont: The way I see it, the only one in this room controlled by his parents is you.
Joker: You just don't know when to quit, do you?
Alfred: Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce. I've always feared that you would become that which you fought against. You walk the edge of that abyss every night, but you haven't fallen in and I thank heaven for that.
The Phantasm: Sal Valestra, your Angel of Death awaits.
The Joker: For once, I'm stuck without a punchline.
Joker: So, what's an old-timer like you want with a two-timer like me?
