Best comedy movie quotes of 1992

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer picture

Buffy: I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.

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Honey I Blew Up the Kid picture

Nick: Adam! Don't eat us.

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The Cutting Edge picture

Anton: Man and woman together make flower. Douglas, you are stem. Katya, you are petal. Together, we make flower.

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Tutti: For now you can keep your pants on for now, Mr. Parnell. Just remember one thing, I'll be back.
Joe: Oooh gee.
Tutti: What? Did I embarrass you?
Joe: 'I'll be back'? Please!
Tutti: I heard a cop say it once.
Joe: Cops don't say that. Terminators say that.

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Olaf Andersen: Now the question is, can we get the shit back into the horse?

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Man Bites Dog picture

Ben: If you kill a whale, you get Greenpeace and Jacques Cousteau on your back, but wipe out sardines and you get a canning subsidy.

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Porco Rosso picture

Porco Rosso: A pig's gotta fly.

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Mr. Saturday Night picture

Buddy Young, Jr.: I'll never forget what my Uncle Moe said about little girls. He said, "Officer, she said she was 18!"

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Critters 4 picture

Al Bert: Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.

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Toys picture

Researcher: Is this room getting smaller or am I bloating?
Asian Researcher: What.
Leslie Zevo: Oh look, we're being attacked by a crossword puzzle.

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Gwen: Don't yell at me, we're only pretending to be married.

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Dick Nelson: That's my wife you got there! That's my planet you're blowing up! And that's... that's just some guy I met, but still, I think this thing has gone just a little too far.

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Rebecca's Daughters picture

Sarah Jane: Well, Mr. Anthony, I can tell you that no man has dressed up in my underclothes since the day my late husband died.

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Forever Young picture

Daniel: Do you ever feel lost?
Claire Cooper: I invented it. It's mine.

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Mr. Baseball picture

Jack Eliot: We're not athletes, we're baseball players.

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White Men Can't Jump picture

Sidney Deane: Can anybody step in for this guy? Anybody? For Mr. Motherfucking March of Dimes?

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Supercop picture

Insp. Y.K. Chen: Are you unhappy?
Uncle Bill: I'd be happier if the Commissioner did it himself.
Insp. Y.K. Chen: Aren't we very mean?
Uncle Bill: A little bit, but you more than I.
Insp. Y.K. Chen: Why's that?
Uncle Bill: Because you're my superior.

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Paul Matthews: You look familiar.
Prince Geoffrey: Yeah, I'm the Prince of England.

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