Buffy: I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.
News anchor: The apparent cause of death was severe neck wounds that resembled, in the words of one bystander, a really gross hickey.
Buffy: Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me.
Buffy: Merrick, you made a Joke. Are you okay? Do You want to lie down? I know it hurts the first time.
Andy: They had this look in their eyes, totally cold, animal. I think they were young Republicans.
Amilyn: Will you be wagging that jaw of yours while I'm biting it off?
Pike: Are you addressing I?
Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.
Merrick: And you're going to be able to use that to track them.
Buffy: Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me.
Merrick: It's not a weapon. It's an alert system.
Buffy: Well, aren't we kung fu? I don't see you out there killing any vampires.
Merrick: I play my part.
Buffy: You can play with your part all you want, but it's my neck on the block.
Buffy: Excuse much! Rude or anything?
Buffy: Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?
Pike: Look! Air.
Gary: I have detention slips here and I'm not afraid to use them.
Benny: Her yabos scoff at gravity.
Zeph: Where the hell are going?
Pike: I'm leaving man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy.
Zeph: Where the hell I'm I gonna find a mechanic stupid enough to work for my kind of money?
Pike: Seen Benny lately?
Zeph: No. Hey! What, you want me to give him a message?
Pike: You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here. I don't know, something really weird.
Zeph: Hey, what do you want me to do if I see Benny?
Pike: Run.
Buffy: Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?
Merrick: I would have been a wonderful bootmaker.
Pike: Buffy, you're the guy. You are the chosen guy.
Buffy: Right. I'm the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping.
Chosen answer: No. It's not at all clear in the film whether Merrick is a first name or surname, with the full name only appearing later in other literature.
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