
Captain Ron: Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. 'Course I believe in Jesus, so that helps.

Vinny Gambini: Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.
Ash: Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... And Jack just left town.

Gordon Bombay: Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack, Mr. Ducksworth.

Fran: A life lived in fear is a life half lived.

Kevin McCallister: Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.

Garth Algar: If she were a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

Rizzo the Rat: There are two things I hate: heights and jumping from them.

Carl: Forget it. It's a toy company.
Martin Bishop: Toy company my ass. That's laser fencing. There's high voltage around the perimeter. The whole building says go away.

Buster Bunny: Over here, Barbara Ann Bunny.
Babs Bunny: Don't call ME that.

Holli Would: You want to know what it is about you that really kicks my ass, Harris?
Frank Harris: How about my foot?