![Home Alone picture](/images/titles/0-999/621_sm.jpg)
Check-Out Woman: Are you here all by yourself?
Kevin McCallister: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here *alone*? I don't think so.
![The Adventures of Ford Fairlane picture](/images/titles/9000-9999/9580_sm.jpg)
Ford Fairlane: 1969 Fender Stratocaster, original pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left-handed motherfucking genius, Jimi Hendrix.
![Pretty Woman picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1011_sm.jpg)
Vivian: Oh...Look honey, I have a runner in my pantyhose. Oops! I'm not wearing panty hose!
Woman at elevator: Shut your mouth, dear.
![My Blue Heaven picture](/images/titles/2000-2999/2382_sm.jpg)
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Arugula. I haven't had arugula in six weeks.
Supermarket Manager: What's that?
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: It's a vegetable.
![House Party picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3307_sm.jpg)
Pop: I'm from a small town called "Fresh Off a Cop's Ass", and you're making me homesick.
![Gremlins 2: The New Batch picture](/images/titles/2000-2999/2089_sm.jpg)
Grandpa Fred: They put me on at 3am. People who are awake at 3am aren't afraid of the Wolfman. The only thing that frightens those people is sobering up and going to work.
![Ghost picture](/images/titles/0-999/532_sm.jpg)
Molly Jensen: Carl, are you all right?
Carl Bruner: It's just my stomach! Do you have anything like Pepto Bismol or something like that?
Sam Wheat: Cyanide.
![Tremors picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1323_sm.jpg)
Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse.
Earl Bassett: What the hell you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon.
![Three Men and a Little Lady picture](/images/titles/2000-2999/2101_sm.jpg)
Sylvia: Edward is a wonderful person, but something keeps me from saying yes.
Vera Bennington: Would that something happen to be a tall architecht?
![Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1263_sm.jpg)
Casey Jones: This is great. First it was The Farm That Time Forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos? Probably hard to get good maid service in a sewer. Maybe you guys should try Roto Rooter, huh?
![Problem Child picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1020_sm.jpg)
Junior: Why does this guy love me? Why does any parent love any kid? Maybe it's one of those answers we'll never know, like how high is up? Why is the sky blue? And whatever happened to Mrs. Healy?
![Short Time picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1155_sm.jpg)
Carl Stark: Help me.
Burt Simpson: You got to be kidding.