
Carl Stark: Help me.
Burt Simpson: You got to be kidding.

Benny: Yeah, militant lumberjacks - I see 'em all the time.

Reggie Hammond: Let me tell you something, Jack. If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no asshole.

Dr. Herbert West: He's a wife-beater, Dan! Use the gun.

Napoleon Stone: Racial prejudice I can understand, but ghost prejudice? Now that's a whole different concept.

Elliot Hopper: Cancel the 5.
Carol: Oh, no! You can't cancel the 5.
Elliot Hopper: Then put the 5 at 4, and then cancel at 4.

David Ackerman: You fucking lied to Garcia.
Nick Pulovski: I didn't lie to him. I just didn't tell him the truth.

Loomis: You aren't going to hit me again are you?
Grimm: I haven't hit anybody since I was nine.
Loomis: Yeah, but it was me you hit.

Joey Boca: When somebody shoot you in the head it make you think.

Dinky Bossetti: Who understands ANYONE these days... who WANTS to?
Gerald Howells: Gosh, I want to kiss you so bad, Dinky.
Dinky Bossetti: It's good to want things.