Molly Jensen: Carl, are you all right?
Carl Bruner: It's just my stomach! Do you have anything like Pepto Bismol or something like that?
Sam Wheat: Cyanide.
Oda Mae Brown: Why don't you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something.
Oda Mae Brown: I don't know you! I don't know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing "I'm Henry the Eighth I Am."
Molly Jensen: That's how he got me to go out with him.
Oda Mae Brown: I know you don't think I'm giving this four million dollars to a bunch of nuns!
Oda Mae Brown: Four-million dollars?
Lyle Furgeson: Yes. Four-million dollars. And, um, how would you like that, Mrs. Miller?
Oda Mae Brown: Tens and twenties?
Sam Wheat: No, a cashier's check.
Oda Mae Brown: Actually... I think better a cashier's check.
Lyle Furgeson: Right.
Molly Jensen: I love you. I really love you.
Sam Wheat: Ditto.
Oda Mae Brown: My mother had it. My mother's mother had it. They both had the gift. They always said I had it, but I never did. I never had it. They told me what it was like. They told me all about it, but now that I got it, I don't think I want it. So do me a favor, just go away. Find somebody else.
Sam: Somebody else? You're out of your mind.
Oda Mae Brown: I'm gettin' there fast.
Sam: I love you Molly. I always have.
Molly: Ditto.
Oda Mae Brown: He's cute. White, but cute.
Sam Wheat: They're going to kill you, Carl. You and Willie! You're going to be fertilizer. They're gonna bury you right next to Jimmy Hoffa.
Guy at window: Didn't you ever hear of a phone?
Oda Mae Brown: Wanna kiss my butt?
Oda Mae Brown: Four million dollars! Oh my god! What am I gonna do with this money? I'm gonna buy the building! No, wait! I'm gonna buy the block! I'm gonna make my sister go to a fat farm cause you know she's way too big!
Oda Mae Brown: He's dressed in a black suit.
Rosa Santiago: Black suit?
Oda Mae Brown: Could be blue.
Sam Wheat: What a crock of shit!
Ortisha: What happened to Orlando? Where's the insurance policy?
[Sam pushes Carl around in Molly's kitchen.]
Sam Wheat: Now, do you believe in ghosts?
Subway ghost: You think you're wearing those clothes? You think you're crouched on that floor? Bullshit!
