Molly Jensen: Carl, are you all right?
Carl Bruner: It's just my stomach! Do you have anything like Pepto Bismol or something like that?
Sam Wheat: Cyanide.
Oda Mae Brown: Why don't you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something.
Oda Mae Brown: I don't know you! I don't know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing "I'm Henry the Eighth I Am."
Molly Jensen: That's how he got me to go out with him.
Oda Mae Brown: I know you don't think I'm giving this four million dollars to a bunch of nuns!
Oda Mae Brown: Four-million dollars?
Lyle Furgeson: Yes. Four-million dollars. And, um, how would you like that, Mrs. Miller?
Oda Mae Brown: Tens and twenties?
Sam Wheat: No, a cashier's check.
Oda Mae Brown: Actually... I think better a cashier's check.
Lyle Furgeson: Right.
Molly Jensen: I love you. I really love you.
Sam Wheat: Ditto.
Oda Mae Brown: My mother had it. My mother's mother had it. They both had the gift. They always said I had it, but I never did. I never had it. They told me what it was like. They told me all about it, but now that I got it, I don't think I want it. So do me a favor, just go away. Find somebody else.
Sam: Somebody else? You're out of your mind.
Oda Mae Brown: I'm gettin' there fast.
Sam: I love you Molly. I always have.
Molly: Ditto.
Oda Mae Brown: He's cute. White, but cute.
Sam Wheat: They're going to kill you, Carl. You and Willie! You're going to be fertilizer. They're gonna bury you right next to Jimmy Hoffa.
Guy at window: Didn't you ever hear of a phone?
Oda Mae Brown: Wanna kiss my butt?
Oda Mae Brown: Four million dollars! Oh my god! What am I gonna do with this money? I'm gonna buy the building! No, wait! I'm gonna buy the block! I'm gonna make my sister go to a fat farm cause you know she's way too big!
Oda Mae Brown: He's dressed in a black suit.
Rosa Santiago: Black suit?
Oda Mae Brown: Could be blue.
Sam Wheat: What a crock of shit!
Ortisha: What happened to Orlando? Where's the insurance policy?
[Sam pushes Carl around in Molly's kitchen.]
Sam Wheat: Now, do you believe in ghosts?
Subway ghost: You think you're wearing those clothes? You think you're crouched on that floor? Bullshit!
Answer: Carl is laundering money for drug dealers. If the account is closed and he can't get the money back then it would be lost. The drug dealers would then most assuredly murder him in retribution.
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