Genie: Hey, Pop! Give me a five! Get down! Get back! Get real! Get a haircut.
Dewey: Quick, get back in the lamp.
Genie: No! Not the lamp! Put me in a dog house, a madhouse, even a house of pancakes! Anywhere but the lamp.
Scrooge McDuck: Don't bother landing! I don't have time for any more disasters.
Genie: Do you have to yell at me all the time?
Scrooge McDuck: If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be in this mess. Thanks to you, I've got this crazy animal act on my tail.
Genie: That's it, blame the genie. I only saved your life.
Genie: Wish them back, please.
Webby: I can't! That was my last wish.
Genie: I wish you hadn't said that.
Louie: At least we still have each other. Think of poor Genie.
Dewey: If only there was a way we could sneak in and get back the lamp.
Huey: But there are so many alarms.
Scrooge McDuck: Aye, hundreds... and 14, 657 ways to trigger them.
Dewey: And you know each and every one, don't you, Uncle Scrooge?
Scrooge McDuck: Aye.
Louie: Maybe the way to shut them off?
Scrooge McDuck: Aye! Come lads! Something tells me we should plan a full-scale invasion.
Merlock: At last, after all these centuries, the lamp will be mine again.
Dijon: Yes, yes! You will be more powerful than, than... locomotive! More faster than speeding bull! You will leap all buildings in a single town.
Genie: Finally, room to stretch! My foot's been asleep for six centuries.
Genie: You call these party animals? They're lifeless.
Scrooge McDuck: Blow me bagpipes! He's a genie.
Mrs. Beakley: Does his mother know about this?
Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad! Look what you've done to these ancient ruins.
Launchpad: Well, it could've been worse - it could've been something new.
Huey, Dewey, Louie: Faster, Launch Pad, faster.
Scrooge McDuck: Slower, Launch Pad, slower.
Genie: It's not my fault Merlock's after me. I don't just want to be Mr. Popularity. All I wanted was a life of my own... like your nephews. My own bike, stack of comic books, a sled, maybe some ski equipment, a CD player, my own home video entertainment system.
Scrooge McDuck: All right! All right.
Dijon: Master, all this flip-flapping - maybe we take the bus back?
Scrooge McDuck: I told you, I'm not going to the ball.
Duckworth: But sir, I've already arranged for Launchpad to take you to the society's mountain lodge.
Scrooge McDuck: So cancel Launchpad! I'll not only save face, but my life as well.