Clifford Stern: What is the guy so upset about? You'd think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before.
Ian McKenzie: Justice and law, Mr. Du Toit, are often just... well they're, I suppose they can be described as distant cousins. And here in South Africa, well, they're simply not on speaking terms at all.
Aatos Laitila: If it gets any colder we'll need dynamite to break up the cheese.
Arvi Huhtala: Let Russian artillery do it for us.
Dwight Ingalls: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Coach Harris: Fuck you too.
Dwight Ingalls: You can't talk to students like that.
Coach Harris: Fuck you! Now suit up.
Prostitute: Care for a fuck, big boy?
Dexter: No thanks, just had one.
Arnie Fromson: You can't do this. You can't abuse yourself.
John Belushi: Look, I don't pay you to be my best friend. I don't ask you what you do after six o'clock, don't ASK ME! nobody tells ME what to DO.
Arnie Fromson: You can't tell me what to do with you either. I'm not talking about business now, John. I'm talking about your life.
Hughie Warriner: Don't you believe me?
Marylou Summers: The Devil was a werewolf... Wow, that's incredible.
Trevor: I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer.
Daisy Werthan: It's 7:16.
Boolie Werthan: You should have a job on the radio announcing the time.
Penn: Ah, the revolution! Starting in the most unlikely of places: Trump Casino, Atlantic City.
Capt. Fairbourne: If you were a communist how could you be king?
Learoyd: Only a communist would think of it.
Mary Fisher: What's the matter with your clothes?
Nicolette: You did the laundry.
Scott McCarthy: Never sneak up on a man when he's blasting Metallica.
Koster: Alright you bunch of pussies! I'm back and I'm kicking ass.
Valmont: You want me to seduce a little girl, who has seen nothing, who knows nothing, who'll probably flop on her back out of simple curiosity? You don't need me for that. Anyone can do that.