Best movie quotes of 1985

Kyoami: Are there no gods... no Buddha? If you exist, hear me. You are mischievous and cruel! Are you so bored up there you must crush us like ants? Is it such fun to see men weep?
Tango: Enough! Do not blaspheme! It is the gods who weep. They see us killing each other over and over since time began. They can't save us from ourselves.

Jane Coslaw: Aww, look out world, Marty the Great didn't get something he wanted.

Leroy Green: I do not even have a paint brush.

At Toon: Ya know, there is something to be said about just playing with yourself.

Harold Smith: Guard, protect and cherish your land, for there is no afterlife for a place that started out as Heaven. Charles M. Russell, Montana, 1926.

Patsy Cline: I can't stand it. Makes me want to scream and claw my face.

Gardner: There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, son. It's a privilege of youth.

Sam Ransom: Is that your head speaking, or another part of your anatomy?

Chris Knight: Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.

Eric 'Rick' Masters: You broke your contract with me Jeff. Now, I don't know whether you're into it but you're gonna have to suck on this until you give me back my paper.

Charley Partanna: Do I ice her? Do I marry her?

Rusty Dennis: First you told me he was gonna be retarded, then you told me he was gonna be blind and deaf. If I'd dug his grave every time one of you geniuses told me he was gonna die, I'd be eating fuckin' chop suey in China by now.

Herbert West: I know your work, Dr. Hill. Quite well. Your theory on the location of the will in the brain is... interesting. Though derivative of Dr. Gruber's research in the early 70s. So derivative in fact in Europe it's considered plagiarized.

Anne Shirley: Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it.

Jack: Get the hell out of here now.
Fat Man: You get out of here fella. I'm trying to watch the Smurfs.
Jack: You're trying to watch the Smurfs?
Fat Man: Yeah.
Jack: Did you see the one where Papa Smurf took a crutch and smashed the shit out of a guy with a red hat? Did you see that one? You want to see that one? (Fat Man runs away).

Dottie: Pee-wee, how are you ever going to pay a reward like that?
Pee-wee: It's simple. Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it. So they don't deserve any reward.

Austin Millbarge: They're Afghani freedom fighters! They're on our side! WE'RE americans.

Etienne Navarre: Tell me everything that she said. And I warn you, I will know if the words are hers.

Putter: If you don't let me out I'm throwin' up all over the front seat.

Shug: You sho is ugly.