Dogati: No more Wagner.
Lynne: Velcro. Next to the Walkman and Tab it is the coolest invention of the 20th century.
David Howard: Why didn't you tell me when we got married that you were this horrible gambling addict? It's like when you have a venereal disease - you tell somebody.
Linda Howard: I've only gambled twice in my life. This was the second time.
Street Pickup: Why don't you just go home?
Paul Hackett: Pal, I've been asking myself that all night.
Liza Chamberlain: Cody, do you cook?
Cody Abilene: Not much.
Liza Chamberlain: Well, what do you usually make for dinner?
Cody Abilene: Reservations.
Beth Sladen: I saw a movie once, where a group of people were trapped in an ice station by a carrot from another planet.
Alison Bradbury: Spontaneity has its time and place.
Sheila: You were a rotten dancer.
Zach: Why do you think I became your choreographer?
Captain Rhodes: Go on run, run you fucking lunatics.
Gene Harbrough: You may not be the biggest stud, Jonathan. But, at least you have a family.
Jonathan Bellah: You can have my brother.
Clark Griswold: There's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works.
Audrey Griswold: Works? What does she do, Dad?
Clark Griswold: She queens... and vacuums.
Sally Ann: Polly got in one good peck before that cat killed her. Good for Polly.
Hugh: I certainly never realised that Polly had such a big pecker.
Mark: Thats Eddie Dutra, He's about as much fun as a rabid dog.
Harry: You're a real woman of the world, kid.
Gail Stanwyk: I'm very flattered, but I'm also very married. You are trying to hit on me, aren't you?
Fletch: How did you guess? I'm such a heel. I don't know what came over me.
Gail Stanwyk: If I had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies who tried to pick me up, I'd be a rich woman.
Fletch: You are a rich woman.
Gail Stanwyk: See what I mean?
Shirley: Oh, thank you, Baba Rama Nana!
Brennan: Hey Sarge! You know how a Camacho's like a cue ball? Cause the harder you hit 'em, the better their English gets.
Inspector Japp: Poirot, please, before I grow old, retire, and move to Brighton, who is it?
Mr. Helpmann: Bad sportsmanship. A ruthless minority of people seem to have forgotten good old-fashioned virtues. They just can't stand seeing the other fellow win. If these people would just play the game.
Rachel Lapp: Are you enjoying your reading?
John Book: Oh yeah. I'm learning a lot about manure. Very interesting.