Coach Graham T. Lubbock: This isn't like New York, where you open the door and there's hundreds of people of all sizes, shapes, and perversions!
Marie: Oh, I don't believe my ears!
Cindy: Oh, maybe you should wear your hair down - nobody'll see 'em.
Elizabeth Lubbock: Marie! Don't pray in front of the TV! That's Satan's altar!
Constance Connie Lubbock: Haven't you forgotten a little thing called the First Amendment? This is America.
Elizabeth Lubbock: America ends at that front door. This is Lubbockland, and I'm the evil queen.
Wendy: If you would just tell me what you want to hear, I would be more than happy to say it!
Marie: Connie, you can't blame inanimate objects. I've tried!
Cynthia Cindy Lubbock: Oh no! Ovaltine and Ho Ho's!
Constance Connie Lubbock: She'll be pregnant by sun-up!
Constance Connie Lubbock: I'd rather shave my legs with a chainsaw.
