Man: Do you know who I am?
Yakko: Why? Did you forget?
Yakko: How's it going, Scratchy?
Dr. Scratchensniff: I take umbrage at that.
Yakko: Oh, sure! Take all the umbrage. Don't leave any for us.
Buster Bunny/Babs Bunny: Buster and Babs Bunny. No relation.
Noah: Let's hope not. It's a children's show.
Dot: Little Miss Muffet. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet / And boy what a big tuffet she had! If you're feeling insecure, just sit next to her / And then you won't feel quite so bad. Thank you.
Wakko: Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?
Yakko: Sure do. In fact, that's the theme of our next show.
Dot: So don't miss it.
Brain: Yes, of course! Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but bein' Pippi Longstocking, I mean, what would the children look like?
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?
Ned Flat: Why are you acting like this?
Yakko: We're not acting. We really are like this.
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
Yakko: Early to rise and early to bed/Makes a man healthy, but socially dead.
Yakko: Remember kids, Yakko spelled backwards is Okkay.
Brain: Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed.
Miss Flamiel: Yakko, can you conjugate?
Yakko: Who? Me? I've never even kissed a girl.
Miss Flamiel: No, it's very simple. I'll conjugate with you.
Yakko: Good night, everybody.
Wakko: Can you pull a rabbit out of your pants?
Dot: Don't look down. You might fall and hit your head and die and your brains would leak out alllllll over.
A Crowd: Shhh.
Yakko: What, are you leaky tires?
Brain: Pinky! Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?
Man: Hey! You can't eat that.
Wakko: Needs salt.
Owner: I want a pet who'll come when I call and cuddle me when I've had a bad day.
Rita: Have a kid, lady.
Brain-2-Me-2: I've told you, I am not a refrigerator. I am a laboratory robot engaged in an intricate scheme of galactic domination.
