A Scandal in Belgravia - S2-E1
Sherlock Holmes: Punch me in the face.
John Watson: Punch you?
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
John Watson: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.
A Scandal in Belgravia - S2-E1
John Watson: What are we doing here, Sherlock, what?
Sherlock Holmes: I don't know.
John Watson: Here to see the queen?
[Mycroft Holmes walks around the corner.]
Sherlock Holmes: Oh, apparently yes.
John Watson: I just met a friend of yours.
Sherlock Holmes: A friend?
John Watson: An enemy.
Sherlock Holmes: Oh. Which one?
John Watson: Your arch-enemy, according to him. Do people have arch-enemies?
Sherlock Holmes: Did he offer you money to spy on me?
John Watson: Yes.
Sherlock Holmes: Did you take it?
John Watson: No...
Sherlock Holmes: Pity, we could have split the fee. Think it through next time.
Mrs. Hudson: Sherlock...
Sherlock Holmes: Hmmm?
Mrs. Hudson: Talk to John.
Sherlock Holmes: I tried talking to him. He's made his position quite clear.
John Watson: [in his office, putting on a latex glove with his middle finger raised.] Just relax, Mr. Summerson.
Mrs. Hudson: What did he say?
Sherlock Holmes: F...
John Watson: [in his office, examining Mr. Summerson.] Cough.
Mrs. Hudson: Oh, dear.
Sherlock Holmes: Anderson, don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Sherlock Holmes: Oh what now?! I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket.
The Hounds of Baskerville - S2-E2
Sherlock: I never did ask, Dr. Frankland, what exactly is it that you do here?
Dr. Frankland: Ah, Mr. Holmes, I would LOVE to tell you, but then, of course, I'd have to kill you. [Chuckles].
Sherlock: That would be tremendously ambitious of you.
Sherlock Holmes: As always, you see, but you don't observe.
Sherlock Holmes: I love the brilliant ones. They're always so desperate to get caught.
A Scandal in Belgravia - S2-E1
Sherlock Holmes: Please don't feel obliged to tell me that was remarkable or amazing, John's expressed that thought in every variant available to the English language.
Sherlock Holmes: Shut up.
Inspector Lestrade: I wasn't saying anyth...
Sherlock Holmes: You were thinking. It was annoying.
Chosen answer: That line of dialogue has never actually been spoken in any of the Sherlock episodes, during seasons 1-4. However, that line is written in someone's fan-fiction story online, where it's said by Sherlock and directed at Anderson.
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