John Watson: I just met a friend of yours.
Sherlock Holmes: A friend?
John Watson: An enemy.
Sherlock Holmes: Oh. Which one?
John Watson: Your arch-enemy, according to him. Do people have arch-enemies?
Sherlock Holmes: Did he offer you money to spy on me?
John Watson: Yes.
Sherlock Holmes: Did you take it?
John Watson: No...
Sherlock Holmes: Pity, we could have split the fee. Think it through next time.
Sherlock Holmes: Anderson, don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Sherlock Holmes: Oh what now?! I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket.
Sherlock Holmes: I love the brilliant ones. They're always so desperate to get caught.
Sherlock Holmes: Shut up.
Inspector Lestrade: I wasn't saying anyth...
Sherlock Holmes: You were thinking. It was annoying.
Chosen answer: That line of dialogue has never actually been spoken in any of the Sherlock episodes, during seasons 1-4. However, that line is written in someone's fan-fiction story online, where it's said by Sherlock and directed at Anderson.
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