Dying For Pie / Imitation Krabs - S2-E6
Mr. Krabs: What's the most important rule here?
Spongebob: No free napkins?
Mr. Krabs: No, the other most important rule!
Spongebob: Only discuss the secret formula with Mr Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: As long as you do that, the formula is safe.
Squidward: I thought the most important rule was why do today what you can put off for tomorrow?
Mr. Krabs: But what's today, but yesterday's tomorrow?
Squidward: What?
Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime - S2-E13
SpongeBob: We'll spend the rest of our lives running. Running. But at least it's warm around the fire.
Patrick: Hey, if we're underwater, how can there be a...
[Fire goes out].
Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm / Squid on Strike - S2-E18
Patrick Star: We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!