SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)

Dying For Pie / Imitation Krabs - S2-E6

Mr. Krabs: What's the most important rule here?
Spongebob: No free napkins?
Mr. Krabs: No, the other most important rule!
Spongebob: Only discuss the secret formula with Mr Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: As long as you do that, the formula is safe.
Squidward: I thought the most important rule was why do today what you can put off for tomorrow?
Mr. Krabs: But what's today, but yesterday's tomorrow?
Squidward: What?

Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime - S2-E13

SpongeBob: We'll spend the rest of our lives running. Running. But at least it's warm around the fire.
Patrick: Hey, if we're underwater, how can there be a...
[Fire goes out].

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Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm / Squid on Strike - S2-E18

Patrick Star: We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!

The Secret Box / Band Geeks - S2-E14

Squidward: Spongebob, I have a confession to make.
[Squidward takes shower cap off his head].
Spongebob: [Squeals] You're... bald?
Squidward: No, I'm not bald! I'm alive!

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The Secret Box / Band Geeks - S2-E14

Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
[Patrick raises his hand again].
Squidward: Horse radish is not an instrument either.

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